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I keep this one short. Sort of.

I write this blog in English (sort of). Rule #1: I choose the topic, and you read. If you make stupid comments, be warned, i will kill you, eat your kidneys with beans, i will sing and dance on your grave and sell the whole story to some Hollywood filmmaker.

The topic is mostly around the "Eat, drink, men, women" spectra. Though I have to admit that i am mostly straight, married, and do not drink too much, so I will rarely explore the whole topic. I just realized how boring life i have. Shit.

I do not take any responsibility for damages caused by my poor grammar or intellect. So I guess I should say something that

"Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, event, places, actually edible food, is coincidental!"

keep the lawyers away.